Kelli Diane

There’s something to be said for young love. In my case, it’s worth saying that it was really lame. There were a handful of guys sprinkled throughout junior high and my freshman year, and given that I didn’t learn anything particularly profound from the experiences, we’ll just cover the highlights.

The First Kiss: […]

I just downloaded Beverly Hills 90210 as my fucking ringtone! Hot damn! I fucking rule.

Mood:  excitedNoise: my new ringtone

People often ask me why I keep a blog. I have a new reason. At some point, probably more than once, Dillon will turn to me and ask if he was a good baby. I’m sure I’ll remember back to all the wonderful times and assure him that he was a wonderful […]

Leaves falling, wind blowing…beer pouring and hot, sweaty men in really really tight pants running around the gridiron. Ah yea, baby. It’s footbal season. It is my single mission this season to ensure that Dillon learns the sign for a first down and a touch down! Time to study up:
BCS Calculations […]

I’ve got like 80 pages left and it’s just getting good after 700 pages of fluff. And I’ve got too much damned work to do before tomorrow that I can’t sit down to finish the book.

Mood:  frustratedNoise: music through baby monitor

My Dear Dillon,
Oh, peanut, I have no idea where to begin. Had I known a year ago that it was possible for Genetic Experiment #1 to contain such pure unleashed energy, disguised so nicely in a small package of cutenees, I would have prepared myself more. Really, honey, how on earth did you […]

And bid matching will be the absolute end of me. Anyone who says that sorority girls are nothing but brainless bimbos has another thing coming. I’d like to see you bid match a recruitment by hand. Studends are back on campus and RUSH is around the corner. Nose to the grindstone, […]

There, I said it. I’m one of them. Though it goes against my entire voting record, the only real shame I have is that the Touareg will soon be our only car. We’ve been trying to get down to one car for a while, but with a slow used car market we’ve […]

At least once a day, I fight the urge to hurl my guts out over something our fucked up administration has done. The rhetoric, stupid policy decisions and suffocating religious overtones make me so glad that I’m no longer sitting across the bar from his cronies catching an after-work drink in their shitty blue […]

I absolutely and completely jacked up my right shoulder. It’s annoying enough, except that I now have to tote around 17 extra pounds of cuteness. In and out of the car, in and out of the playpen, in and out of the crib. It wouldn’t be so bad if I knew what […]